Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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