Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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