How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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