So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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