Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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