Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I need to stop coming to work sober
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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