this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
lets start a swedish sibling band together
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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