It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I wear drunk well.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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