Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
