He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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