Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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