I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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