Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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