so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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