so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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