haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
