well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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