Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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