what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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