I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You need Xanax blowdarts
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize