you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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