We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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