apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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