hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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