we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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