I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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