for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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