Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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