Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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