I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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