my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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