McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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