these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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