i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I have fence marks all over my body
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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