gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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