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(414): View more from Wisconsin

He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.

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(260): View more from Indiana

I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie

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(314): View more from Missouri

I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.

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(954): View more from Florida

Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.

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(917): View more from New York City

Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside

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But I did it

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.

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