if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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