I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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