I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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