I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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