All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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