I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Michael Bay diarrhea
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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