talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Say something about gay babies.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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