girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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