Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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