dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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