You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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