the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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