i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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