PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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