1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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