we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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