is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Life is so much better after having sex.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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