we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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