What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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