sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So much Jack, so little girl.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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