I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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