was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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