3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize