it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
