so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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