All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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